Alex - and I'll be honest, this is mostly just cute things and puns.
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thomforsyth:

FRACTAL ART | Silvia Cordedda

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a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: kiluas, via wolfsbaneshampoo)

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2 days ago

via advicetowriters.com (via kadrey)

Good suggestions. (There are no rules.)

(via wonder-fullmusings)

Kurt Vonnegut’s Rules for the Short Story

1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.

3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.

4. Every sentence must do one of two things–reveal character or advance the action.

5. Start as close to the end as possible.

6. Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them–in order that the reader may see what they are made of.

7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.

8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

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2 days ago

maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old dog and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little dog thank you for noticing! !”

(via tamorapierce)

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-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

(Source: joilieder, via wordsbynicole)

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2 days ago

siriusblaack:

"We’re old school, right?" 

"Yeah, but you look older!"

(via wordsbynicole)

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2 days ago

coffeedepablo:

Girls don’t want boys girls want good storylines, canon otps, and their favorite female characters to get what they deserve

(via mightythorchuckle)

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3 days ago

wickedclothes:

Astronaut USB Light

Astronauts are often referred to as brave, intelligent, admirable. Keep an astronaut nearby to light up the darkest of your adventures in (or out of) our planet. Plug this little astronaut into a USB port, flip on their helmet, and light up any nearby area. Sold on ThinkGeek.

YAS LOOOOOOOK

(via telluriantribble)

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4 days ago

firstbeanstalk:

I just felt like posting a bunch of kitten gifs in case anybody was having a bad day.  :)

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